It pains me to admit it, but I am the native son of a s***h*** country. I have come to this humiliating realization late in life. I have our ex-President/current Sore Loser to thank for the enlightenment.
As a brief dictionary search for the true and accurate meaning of s***h*** country yields no reliable results, I feel free to advance my own definition. Our thankfully ex-President but regrettably current Sore Loser who is credited with coining the term seemed to favor a racist connotation. Possibly, had he cared to expound on his usage, he could have gotten beyond mere racism, as I will do.
But first: I think we can all agree that the term “s***h*** country” is a slur. And most of us agree that in the last few centuries the country most deserving of a slur was Nazi Germany. As we all know, the Nazis were and are white supremacists. Regretfully, my s***h*** country seems to be over-stocked* with that undesirable element. In keeping with our ex-President/current Sore Loser’s racist connotation, I present my country’s surplus of Nazis and white supremacists as my country’s principal qualification for s***h*** status.
Furthermore—this is from my own deep thinking about the term, and I feel certain that its originator, not known for self-awareness, would agree, if pressed—I think most, if not all, of us can agree that a characteristic of s***h*** countries becomes evident when Presidents/Dictators don’t like the results of an election, loudly and repeatedly claim widespread irregularities and outright fraud; stop the vote count, confiscate the ballots, count them in secret or pretend to do so, then several days later, announce that they, the Presidents/Dictators won the election by a landslide.
Ample evidence has come to light that our ex-President/current Sore Loser and would-be Dictator attempted to do just that, but only after several other plots failed miserably. First he sent in the clowns cleverly disguised as lawyers. With straight faces those clowns claimed in more than 60 courts all across our s***h*** country to have irrefutable evidence of election fraud, but they only pranced and tooted their clown horns when asked to present that evidence. More than 60 judges, even those appointed by our ex-President were not amused. Where but in a s***h*** country could so many attorneys—officers of the court—moonlight at clowns?
When the clowns in the courtroom failed, our ex-President/current Sore Loser tried a fake elector scheme. Where but in a s***h*** country could so many politicians be found to eagerly sign up for signing their names, under the penalty of perjury, to documents they knew to be fake? So far no politician has come forward to state that s/he refused to be a fake elector, which means our ex-President/current Sore Loser had his finger on the pulse, as well as both hands around the neck, of the Republican party. He chose confidently, knowing that no eager-to-please party hack would turn down the opportunity to commit such obvious perjury. Our large and smelly pool of Uriah Heeps is further proof of our s***h*** country standing.
Moving on to the Jan 6 insurrection, we see, in the many videos and selfies, members of the Nazi and white supremacist tribe violently and proudly doing the bidding of their tribal leader. Violent tribal uprising against a legitimately elected government is another certain sign of s***h*** country status.
As in all s***h*** countries, we have prominent and well-funded news media working around the clock to tell us that what happened didn’t happen or that the Nazi and white supremacist tribe we saw in the videos and selfies of the non-event were from the Black Lives Matter and Antifa tribes who cunningly disguised themselves as Nazis and white supremacists by wrapping themselves in Confederate flags and wearing MAGA hats. A not astoundingly large percent of our population and politicians—large but not astounding once you realize we’re a s***h*** country—get endorphin highs from the reaffirming news that what they saw happen didn’t really happen, and in any case someone else did it. This large but not astounding percent is addicted to the highs they get from the deliberately misleading media. Those addicts trust their pusher who gives them an additional high by shouting that the other media is the FAKE NEWS media. When the FAKE NEWS media dares report that the event we see happening in many videos did happen, and the people we see in the many videos and selfies who made it happen are Nazis and white supremacists, the pusher screams all the louder: That is FAKE NEWS! And the addicts nearly achieve nirvana.
The use of the term FAKE NEWS is the result of an unexpected literary allusion to a famous Orwell novel by our ex-President/current Sore Lose who only admits to having read and re-read Ayn Rand. Many in this not really astoundingly large percent of our population, as well as many politicians might be victims of Thought Police deception, but their tribalism makes them eagerly complicit in the deception, all of which easily elevates us to prominence in the s***h*** countries list.
If it eventually comes to light that certain military leaders were standing by, ready to send in troops to elevate the insurrection to coup status, or even to keep the troops from putting down the insurrection, that will forever enshrine us in the S***H*** Country Hall of Fame. Currently there is a question about the involvement of our esteemed Secret Service.
NB: While I give our Sore Loser/ex- s***h*** country President great credit for our supreme s***h*** country standing, I cannot give him credit for the ideas behind his failed attempts to overthrow the election. He and his minions merely plagiarized many Presidents/Dictators/Sore Losers from other s***h*** countries. That’s the s***h*** country self-perpetuating system.
*While absolutists may say that one Nazi or one white supremacist constitutes an over-stock, I think a hard, scientific examination of the evidence is a more convincing approach. Our ex-President/current Sore Loser garnered 74,000,000 votes in the 2020 elections. Even if all those voters weren’t Nazis and white supremacists, they were fellow travelers. Ergo, I feel secure in stating that our s***h*** country is overstocked with Nazis and white supremacist’s.
Confessions of a 77-year-old white man 